So, Will Smith rapped on The Graham Norton Show again tonight. And DJ Jazzy Jeff was there. And Alfonso Ribeiro did The Carton Dance. It was a joy to behold.
WATCH THIS NOW. this made my night. will smith can i join your family
OH MY GOD THIS JUST MADE MY NIGHT
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
Larry Paul, one of the greatest characters on TV ever.

J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.
Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.
EXPLAINS THE BOOKS

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.

one thing that really sucks is that we’ll always be human and we’re not anything special like we’re not magical like elves or witches or mermaids or fairies we’re just human and i find that really boring and disappointing